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insaneinthebasement

Cavemen vs. Astronauts

I just read an article about how cavemen would go competing with modern athletes, and it got me thinking about the 'Cavemen vs. Astronauts' debate from A Hole in the World.

I know that in the show the argument was metaphorical, but if the topic could keep Angel and Spike involved for 40 minutes, I thought it might be able to generate some discussion here.
Angel thought the human race had evolved since we were cavemen, but Spike (and all of Accounts Receivable) thought that was bollocks and we'd only evolved into namby-pamby self-analysing wankers.

So what do you all think?

BTW. If you're interested, the article is here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26058103/
beagle

astronauts are not only bigger than cavemen they better trained and also benefit from the development of eons of fighting techniques.
Plus, the teeth, eww.
greengirl00

Astronauts, for reasons unknown.
Wynter

greengirl00 wrote:
Astronauts, for reasons unknown.


That's really cryptic.
TwoToGo-Grave

beagle wrote:
astronauts are not only bigger than cavemen they better trained and also benefit from the development of eons of fighting techniques.
Plus, the teeth, eww.

Very well said.  Plus, they could work together, whereas cavemen may be simply too undeveloped to be capable of working together in the battle.
ildjarn

TwoToGo-Grave wrote:
Very well said.  Plus, they could work together, whereas cavemen may be simply too undeveloped to be capable of working together in the battle.

I read an article in the newspaper last week that indicated that the Neanderthaler was far more developed than we ever assumed. I'll try to find the article tonight, and see if it mentions an online resource.
greengirl00

Wynter wrote:
greengirl00 wrote:
Astronauts, for reasons unknown.


That's really cryptic.


hehehe, apologies. I just meant I didn't really know why I thought they'd win.
ildjarn

ildjarn wrote:
I read an article in the newspaper last week that indicated that the Neanderthaler was far more developed than we ever assumed. I'll try to find the article tonight, and see if it mentions an online resource.

http://www.exeter.ac.uk/news/news...thal.shtml?icid=M171-5110600-079M
dramagirl

I voted cavemen, cause they have the instinct to hunt and fight, but astronauts... well, their jobs don't actually involve fighting.  In a fight, I'd have to side with the cavemen.
insaneinthebasement

Yeah I voted cavemen and I was thinking along the same lines, it's survival for them, they have to hunt to eat so they must have picked up a few tricks.
TwoToGo-Grave

Cavemen were also smaller, for what it's worth, though I realize that it may not be worth much.
beagle

TwoToGo-Grave wrote:
Cavemen were also smaller, for what it's worth, though I realize that it may not be worth much.

and don't forget the bad teeth.
Sunnydalehigh

Astronauts rule! They could totally build more complex and effective weapons for hunting and fighting. Even though an astronaut's job today doesn't involve doing those things, being an astronaut assumes a certain level of intelligence and resourcefulness that cavemen would be lacking at that stage in our evolution. Cavemen would be stronger physically, but astronauts would be stronger mentally, and since I believe in brains over brawn (Helpless, anyone?), that puts me firmly in the astronauts camp.

And deja vu. Didn't we already have this poll awhile back? Not that I mind having it again for people who missed it the first time. I'm just making sure I'm not going crazy....
TwoToGo-Grave

Sunnydalehigh wrote:

And deja vu. Didn't we already have this poll awhile back? Not that I mind having it again for people who missed it the first time. I'm just making sure I'm not going crazy....

Yes we did, but it must have been archived.  And I should know, because I started the previous topic on it.
Ant4buffy

I don't normally delete polls. Of course its possible I might have done so when deleting other things. Personally i don't remember it but i could have missed it before.
QueenC(becauseitsmyname)

cavemen coz they'd have fire

I'm going with Fred

-But the cavemen have fire. That's what they live with in their caves. The astronauts should at least have some sort of weapon.

-Cavemen win. Of course the cavemen win.
insaneinthebasement

TwoToGo-Grave wrote:
Sunnydalehigh wrote:

And deja vu. Didn't we already have this poll awhile back? Not that I mind having it again for people who missed it the first time. I'm just making sure I'm not going crazy....

Yes we did, but it must have been archived.  And I should know, because I started the previous topic on it.


Sorry guys, I had a look through the archives but I couldn't see it, must have missed it, my bad.
TwoToGo-Grave

insaneinthebasement wrote:
TwoToGo-Grave wrote:
Sunnydalehigh wrote:

And deja vu. Didn't we already have this poll awhile back? Not that I mind having it again for people who missed it the first time. I'm just making sure I'm not going crazy....

Yes we did, but it must have been archived.  And I should know, because I started the previous topic on it.


Sorry guys, I had a look through the archives but I couldn't see it, must have missed it, my bad.

No, it's not there anymore anyway.
And it's always a fun discussion.  Thanks for making the topic.
HarFang

Sunnydalehigh wrote:
Astronauts rule! They could totally build more complex and effective weapons for hunting and fighting.


Nope! Wesley asked about weapons and none of the two sides has them, so, even though it's a sad thought, I'll side with the cavemen. The astronauts would probably spend 2 hours trying to analyse the situation then discuss it and find a consensual, politically correct and reasonable line of action. The cavemen would just go "Ugly Beast invade our territory. Jump. Hit. Hit some more. Dead. Eat."
greengirl00

HarFang wrote:

Nope! Wesley asked about weapons and none of the two sides has them, so, even though it's a sad thought, I'll side with the cavemen. The astronauts would probably spend 2 hours trying to analyse the situation then discuss it and find a consensual, politically correct and reasonable line of action. The cavemen would just go "Ugly Beast invade our territory. Jump. Hit. Hit some more. Dead. Eat."


May I say, LOL
Dosta

Cavemen Are hunters to began with...

so they have the advantage....

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